Hmm, a little low on the grammar scale.
You used except when you meant accept.
Oh, and this " . . . so isn't Shadow!"
so IS shadow. isn't would mean he is not the ultimate life form. Otherwise, a good update. Not as funny, but carries the plot along. Yes, it sucked, but it was worth reading.

Author's Response: Yeah... Heh, I did it real late at night. Sorry.